Another Fine Mess, Mourinho
On Sunday 22nd April 2007 Chelsea drew 0-0 with Newcastle United at St James Park. In other words, they failed to improve their goal difference at all and they failed to capitalise on a golden opportunity to make up ground on rivals Manchester United and for the first time in a long time put the destination of this seasons Premiership title in their own hands. Whats more, no-one would have been the slightest bit surprised when their manager appeared at a post-match interview and was at great pains to point out that it was not Chelseas fault forgetting, no doubt, to take into account the fact that on the day they were diabolical.
Apparently, it was the officials who were to blame. Not just Mark Halsey and his merry men, but all officials. Puzzled? Let the Special One explain, as only he can. Evidently its all the fault of the special rules we have to face we meaning Chelsea and Chelsea alone. In other words, he is expounding a conspiracy theory whereby It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have a penalty in favour of Chelsea.
There are at least two problems with Mourinhos hastily cobbled together theory. One is that penalties have been awarded against Sir Alex Fergusons team, even at Old Trafford, and the fact that Frank Lampard has often been seen lumbering up to take a spot kick for the Blues suggests that they have not been ignored, just as the number of times opposing teams (Arsenal for instance) have been denied penalties against Chelsea indicates that if there has been any favouritism, Mourinhos men have invariably been the beneficiaries. The other problem is that Mourinho cannot reasonably imply wholesale bias towards United and against Chelsea while still insisting I am not saying the referees are not honest. Like most of what he says, it sounds good as long as you dont think about it too hard.
But thats not all. In the same interview, the Special One is quoted as saying I have the right to speak. I think nobody can punish me because I speak the truth. If you have the impression youve heard those words before, you arent far wrong. Ironically, they are uncannily reminiscent of statements attributed this season to Arsene Wenger and you cannot find two more diverse characters than Mourinho and the Arsenal boss.
The interesting thing is that when Mr Wenger insisted that he spoke the truth and he was perfectly entitled to do so, the F.A. in its infinite wisdom reserved the right to boost their coffers by clobbering him to the tune of several thousand pounds. If that is how they treat an Arsenal manager when hes right, it will be absolutely fascinating to see what they consider to be reasonable sanctions against a Chelsea manager who is wrong.
So unless, of course, there is a conspiracy in his favour, its clearly a case of another fine mess youve got yourself into, Jose. Fine being the operative word!
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